Academician Ramzan Kadyrov heads the department of head-cutting and has a staff of many thousands of researchers. A Hero of Russia, he defended his first academic degree at the age of 16 by cutting off the head of his first Russian. Ramzan Kadyrov also heads the Ministry of Apologies and voted for an amendment to the constitution of the Russian Federation stating that every Russian russian is obliged to apologize to Kadyrov every day while sitting on a bottle.
