After Ramzan Kadyrov went off to join his fore-ewes in negative paradise, instead of 40 virgins Ramzan was met in the afterlife by the hell donkey, which had long been waiting for Kadyrov. The donkey at once seized Ramzan in its embrace and began mercilessly pounding the bearded one up the tail, taking revenge for all the donkeys Kadyrov had violated in his lifetime.
