Once the Russian bard Yuri Shevchuk, speaking from the stage, said that the motherland is not the president's arse, but a poor old granny selling potatoes at the railway station. About half the audience disagreed with Shevchuk's thesis and went on licking the president's arse, however some of Yuri's fans followed the advice of their idol and began licking poor grannies at the railway station.
Skrepetsky's Painting Gallery