- Do you feel the mushroom?
- I feel it!
- And here it is, in my hand!
Every autumn Vladimir Putin and Sergei Shoigu traditionally retreated into the Siberian taiga for a few days.
People came up with incredible guesses about what they were doing there. Some believed that Putin and Shoigu, hidden in the depths of the thicket, were performing secret magic rituals, while others, on the contrary, claimed these guys were just lovers and went into the forest to have traditional, strong manly sex, without women and any of that gayness.