Two brave Orthodox Cossacks, while on patrol, unexpectedly committed the sin of Sodom; after the deed, they looked around and saw a rainbow. The Cossacks realized that this was not a rainbow but gay rays, with which Bill Gates irradiates Mother Russia from space. The brave Cossacks did not lose their heads and gouged out each other's eyes, so as never again to fall under the influence of the gay rays.
