Sergei Shoigu — minister of attack, general of the invincible Russian army. Honoured hero of victory parades; he never served in the army but has a military profession — reindeer sled driver.
Shoigu's main achievements can be considered the heroic storming of the cardboard Reichstag in 2017 and the construction of the Temple of War.
He has a close friendship with the emperor of scumbags and often retreats with him for a long time into the Siberian taiga. No one knows what the emperor and the commander do, hidden from human eyes. There are versions that they are homosexual lovers, but some believe that the emperor and the commander hide from people in order to carry out a magic ritual and drink the blood of a black dog.
