Since time immemorial the Russian land has been full of resources, and since olden days overseas foes have plotted to attack the dear Russian land, to plunder its great resources, to desecrate the Orthodox brushwood, and to rooster the Russian man behind the village council, turning him into a soulless gay. But mighty and strong is the Russian man, and he is ready to fight in an unequal brawl to the last drop of fecal spirit, defending his resources from the overseas foe.
