When Ksyusha was little, her godfather Uncle Volodya was a frequent guest in their home. Ksyusha's dad and Uncle Volodya were friends and worked together.
One day Uncle Volodya came when Dad wasn't home and asked Ksyusha what she dreamed of. Ksyusha answered that she wanted to become a princess when she grew up.
Uncle Volodya smiled kindly and said he knew one sure way to become a princess and even a queen, but for that a girl had to eat treats from the suitcase. Ksyusha believed him, because she knew grown-ups never lie, and asked Uncle Volodya to give her a treat. The godfather gladly flung open the suitcase and treated Ksyusha, while strictly forbidding her to tell anyone about the suitcase , because it would be their little secret.
The years went by. Every time Uncle Volodya came to visit, he slipped unnoticed into Ksyusha's room and treated his goddaughter to suitcase delicacies.
Ksyusha grew up, but never did become a princess, though she can no longer live without the suitcase treats.
Uncle Volodya suffered from paranoid schizophrenia and believed that the special services of the whole world were hunting for his biomaterials, so from a tender age he made it a rule never to leave his excretions and faeces anywhere whatsoever. Vladimir carefully collected everything that came out of his body in jars and carried it in his suitcase. To have the biomaterials destroyed, Volodya mixed them into the food of himself and his loved ones. 19.03.2025
